{"product_id":"haunted-victorian-mansion-heavy-duty-floor-mat-its-not-a-whore-house-its-a-whore-home","title":"Haunted Victorian Mansion Heavy Duty Floor Mat – \"It's Not a Whore House, It's a Whore Home\"","description":"Bring a little haunted charm to the entryway with this heavy-duty floor mat. The moody, moonlit manor scene draws you in — twisting trees, misty gate lights, and a grand Victorian silhouette that feels like the first page of a gothic story. Underfoot it’s sturdy and practical: the polyester surface holds rich, detailed prints while the rubber backing grips the floor so the mat stays put. Place it by the door on autumn nights, set it under a stack of horror novels, or let it greet friends as they arrive for movie marathons. It’s for anyone who loves darkly atmospheric decor and wants an entry piece that speaks in whispers and candlelight.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Durable polyester surface with vibrant, high-resolution print\u003cbr\u003e- Non-slip rubber backing for steady placement\u003cbr\u003e- One-sided print with black stitched trim\u003cbr\u003e- Abrasion- and tear-resistant construction\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Hand wash\u003cbr\u003e- Clean by wiping with a soft, damp cloth.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18\" × 24\"","offer_id":51297555709988,"sku":"80002907606624895099","price":43.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/9960\/9636\/files\/5752540650236021204_2048.jpg?v=1787421112","url":"https:\/\/hexesandhorsepower.com\/products\/haunted-victorian-mansion-heavy-duty-floor-mat-its-not-a-whore-house-its-a-whore-home","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}